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For my Love… Karen :)
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Just wanted to hop on the bandwagon
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That moment when your home alone... →

And you do whatever you please




Then you hear some noise..

SHIT, THEY’RE HERE!

Then you run to your room like:

- Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?”

Nothing mom, studying.

“Are you sure?..”

Mom please, who do you think I am?

“Oh, my child is so smart!”

And when she leaves:
“If only she knew!”

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wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED.
IT WAS SUICIDE!
My whole life is a LIEEEE!
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN.
Looks like it’s not a joke after all
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When someone says "So tell me about yourself" →
You’re like: What do I say?

“Oh my God, Who am I?”

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